Ketchup's very existence threatens the existence of Tomato.
Keep reading to discover the evil behind ketchup
Ketchup creates a divide between the perfect state of Tomato and Man. People put ketchup on food as opposed to Tomato lowering its relevance dangerously. Obviously, ketchup does go very well with many things. Many people like to put it on their fries or perhaps a burger. Maybe even alongside a slice of Tomato. But you know what would be better? Two slices of Tomato! Bet you didn't see that one coming. The point is, that ketchup removes Tomato from the world reducing the number of Tomatoes.
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