THE GREAT CONSPIRACY

Why is Tomato the target of this so-called conspiracy?

Here's our theory

The team at Meme Labs has dedicated 5 long, tedious minutes researching this topic, and we've decided that there is a group called the Ketchup Gang. We've deduced that they use a team of about 5 or 6 cows that consume about 2,000 bottles of ketchup daily. This keeps ketchup companies producing ketchup as fast as possible. The Tomato farmers can't keep up, and thus Tomato will be eliminated shortly, ketchup going down with the ship all for the sake of eliminating Tomato.


Thank You For Reading.

We know you still probably don't get it. Neither do we.


WHO WE ARE

Tomato. X AE A - 12 approves this message. juan. is also an esteemed member of our group. Pepe the Frog is the co-owner of the organization, alongside the owner, Jared Conner.

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Tomato Plaza, Tomato,
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P: (555) 555-1212

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